I’m somewhere between 20% and 25% of the way towards my New Zealand ticket. I feel like I have a chance at doing this.
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
daughter of the forest
i desperately want a fic where tauriel is literally the daughter of the forest, and where the greenwood’s descent to becoming mirkwood is not a succumbing to sauron’s might but in retaliation to the evil that invades it.
in other words
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way.